Bloganuary #30

What would you title the chapters of your autobiography?

I think my “autobiography” would be very boring to read in a book form and no one would want to read it, but I guess if I ever wanted to write an autobiography these might be some of the chapter titles – but I’d be looking for a good editor to come up with much more “punchy” versions! With this number of chapters it would be a Long Book, which would also put people off unless my editor was keen on redacting huge portions of it. Maybe it could be split into a series of boring books.

1. The only child
2. Nursery schools
3. Going Private
4. “Big” school
5. Singing competitions & I’m an ‘actress’
6. “Brownies” and “Blueies”
7. Moving across the estuary
8. Playing in the cul-de-sac
9. Netball coached by a Welsh rugby player
10. Weekends away
11. Saying goodbye to friends
12. “Really big” & final school
13. Science & Maths is great!
14. Sports are great too!
15. Exams & Expectations
16. University selection
17. Living it posh in London
18. Moving to Leicester
19. Amateur Dramatics & Musicals
20. Living in the ‘Red Light’ district
21. Engineering
22. Moving to Peterborough
23. Netball and Basketball fun
24. Changing careers
25. Back to London (still the posh parts)
26. Temporary accommodation in Bristol
27. Buying our first house in Swindon
28. London – Swindon – Bristol
29. More exams!
30. Changing jobs & European travel
31. Making it to the top!
32. First time in the USA
33. Health becomes an issue
34. Invisible & invincible
35. Advantages of a wheelchair
36. Going it alone

Then lots of blank pages ready for the next instalment …